Hey everybody, spread the NEWS! There's a new funny guy here! And I thought I was the only one around here with the twisted ideas! Man, this guy is cutting edge! He must be CHANNELing Andy Kaufman or something. I haven't heard a sicker idea in about FIVE years!
I mean, drowning kittens? That's actually a great idea for a new movie! Quick - get me Peter Jackson's phone number! No wait! I'll call Mark and John Polonia!
